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4yr old bday

What did you guys do for your little ones birthday? My daughter turns 4 in December and we’re a little tight on cash but we’re trying to plan her birthday. What can I do for her birthday? We went to the zoo last year and she loved it

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I’m pregnant with my twelfth... is that too many?

Ezra Elijah (husbands middle name) (son) 18 Avner Finn (son) 16 Adley Claire (my middle name) (daughter) 14 Rowyn Micah (daughter) (twins with riella) 13 riella Quinn (daughter) (twins with rowyn) 13 Callahan max (son) 10 Ivy Amelia (daughter) 8 Aria Edith (mygreatgrandmasname)6daughter Isabel ryan (daughter) 4 made...

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I’m so tired 🥱

I’m pregnant very early on tho and I feel soooooooooooooo tired! I’m so sleepy! And I have a 21 month old toddler 😫I can’t tell if I’m just lazy or these early pregnancy symptoms are just really kicking in

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STIs and dating

My boyfriend just told me he thinks he has genital warts. We’ve had sex PLENTY, and I was up close and personal but he said he just noticed a bump yesterday and he’s going to get tested. I’m so worried but also… I’m in love with him. I don’t know if that makes me gross or just plain delusional but I need advice beca...

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Spray tan wwyd

So I have a dilemma. I have a rehearsal dinner on a Friday, the wedding on the Saturday and I want a spray tan. Problem is, my girl isn’t available on Thursday. Would you get the spray tan late Wednesday and hope for it to still be dark by the wedding or would you get it on Friday morning and shower last minute bef...

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