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Any other lazy moms out there do this?

Warm up a bottle in your armpit and/or crotch 😆

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Am I the only one?

Seeing other women experience pregnancy gets me a little sad. Like I miss my belly. I miss the kicks … ughhhhhh

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Question for anyone who does nails professionally

Soo I did my nails for Valentine’s Day, my birthday (which was last Sunday) and then I attempted to do them again a couple days ago. I used gel and the LED light. The third time I did my nails they burned bad. I ended up picking at the nail polish for some nails because the pain was so unbearable and there’s red bru...

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Kids birthday party help

Background: growing up we were broke broke so all birthday parties were like family only gatherings at my grandmas house. I only maybe had like 3 parties that involved people outside my immediate family and maybe only 1 was at a party place. So my daughter's 4th is coming up and I'm thinking of doing it at a jumpin...

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Going crazy

My kids fight their last afternoon/early evening nap (moreso one twin than the other but because the one fights so much the other loses out on sleep too) but if I don’t force them into the nap they’re just as cranky and fussy until bedtime but I’m starting to lose my mind with all the screaming 😭 lol

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