Wait are there people out there who think straight men masturbate?

Touching a dick is gay. Even if it’s your own dick. If a man masturbated he’s at least bi.
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Anybody who says this isn’t gay must be gay themselves #allmenaregay

@Jenna I’m making fun of them.

omfg my mans has never masturbated ever like that is SO weird

That’s the gayest shit I’ve ever heard!

Fr touching yourself is the gayest thing you could ever do, even existing with a penis attached to your body 24/7….. super fucking gay that you need to keep that shit on you like that bro

I personally think men showering is gay af because why would you want to lather up and rub a mans body? If they need to keep clean, surely they can just rub a dry towel on themselves??

Ewwwww even if it’s your own penis like that shits gross man

Don’t forget wiping their butts. Gayest shit ever. Like why would they want to touch, or be near, a mans butthole? Seems suss to me

@Ari literally came to say the same thing. This is soooo funny

@Donna Woods the sad thing is that there are actually men who think this and because of it don’t spread the cheeks when they wash 🤢

Side note. The homophobia on this app the last 48 hours is insane

@Brittany there’s been atleast 6-7 probs more posts of the same shit now, it’s ridiculous

Ok so let me see if I can get this straight (which is gay) Let's keep track of this so we don't get confused! In addition to the above (which is true, duh) If a man jokes about being gay, he's gay If a man likes anal sex with a woman, he's gay If a man likes anything involving his prostate (a finger, pegging, etc) he's gay If a man has sex with a woman (that's not a virgin?), he's gay Am I missing anything?

The comments did not disappoint in this thread😂😂

@Genevieve that’s equal parts sad and disgusting 😅

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@Raqi “(which is gay)” took me out

@Raqi Once again, you've nailed it! 👏

@Raqi 🤣🤣🤣

I think there’s some moms on here jealous of the fabulous gays ✨ 🌈 Obviously they’re so miserable they have nothing better to do than post this nonsense.

@Jay💖 yup! Just gotta let that thang hang 🍆

This poll is so gay.

Is this the gay agenda 😭😂

These comments did not disappoint 😭😭🤣🤣 my partner is probably thinking why I’m looking at him weird giggling now 🤣🫣

What did I miss today omg 😲

Don’t forget the ones who wash their ass!! Def gay too

If you don’t read the first comments, you’ve been triggered by someone who is fooling around. Stupid is as stupid does

Infact if you say the word g you are indeed g 😅

@Offy do you remember the first wave of "don't say gay" laws certain states tried to pass? George Takei ran a whole campaign telling people it was fine, just say "Takei" instead 😂 https://youtu.be/dRkIWB3HIEs?si=iFVVCuKPhr2HRhFr

No worries, even him holding it to get you fucked a definitely VERY gay😂😂😂

girl stop playin lol

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Even when wiping their own ass is gay. NOTHING SHOULD GET IN BETWEEN THE CHEEKS

My husband said “I guess I’m bi” 🤣🤣

Basically gay to watch porn. Too many close of shot of penis

@Eve Deva I guess it’s gay if he aims when he pees

@Jade Joe Exotic would agree with you 🤣

So according to that logic I must be a lesbian if I like to play w myself w a vibrator or my fingers

@Kellie oh Kellie girl I have missed you! I wondered if you were still on here lol

@Katie hey girl! Still lurking in the shadows yeah. I’m always commenting when the rest of peanut is alseep or going to sleep but 😂 different time zones and all 😵‍💫

@Kellie I get it! Happy to see a familiar friendly face 😊

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