Just for a good laugh but it is the truth

🍼 The Breastfeeding Pledge of Allegiance 🍼 I pledge allegiance to the boob, of the united supply of Mama Milk, and to the nourishment, for which it stands— one baby, underfed never, with latch and letdown for all. I solemnly swear to nurse in cars, in rocking chairs, and awkward public spaces. To endure cluster feeds, growth spurts, and biting phases— and still show up, like the fierce milk goddess I am. With nursing pads in place, snacks in reach, and Netflix queued, I pump, I burp, I conquer. In boobs we trust. 💪🍼
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I love it. Here's one I did with my first . . . She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop Onetta there on her own And she wonders how she's doing And it's strange to her Some people seem to have easy flow Three a.m. on the hour hand And she's waiting for the baby And she's looking real tired Just wait for sleep, oh well She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop Twenty-eight weeks have come and gone And she's shed a lot of tears Her supply has come in But baby really seem to need more It's a sacrifice pumping night and day For little milkies, just blebs for pay But it's worth it all Just to see them thighs grow . .

She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop Already knows She's seen her bad times Already knows These are the good times Never formula up She never will Not for a goodnight chill She works hard She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop Hard for the milkies So hard for it, honey She works hard for the milkies So you better not waist a drop, alright She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop She works hard for the milkies So hard for it, baby She works hard for the milkies So you better not waste a drop

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