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Today, as we were using the bathroom before bed, my 3.5yo son said “I want to pee out of my butt like you, Mama.” I didn’t know whether yo laugh or cry 🤣
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Learn more about our guidelines.not to me, but my 2yo got very upset about my husband not sharing his "apple" (there was no apple, it was his nuts and he was just trying to get dressed after a shower in peace 💀🤣)
My daughter recently started crying at the park I asked her what was up and she said “it’s so boring to be a kid because I can’t catch a squirrel” so I had to kindly explain that 99% of adults can’t catch squirrels either and life isn’t gonna get better in the way she envisions 😂
@FairyMother 🦖🌸 that is hilarious! 🤣
While fighting imaginary bad guys "mama! There's a bad guy on your penis!"
1. I don't have a penis
2. How does a bad guy fit? What's he doing there?
Also while our infant son was bathing "oh no he peed on his heart!"
It was his balls ...he thinks they're heart shaped