Mom Brain

I would leave the stove top on after cooking 🙈

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Every time!

Packed my diaper bag but left it at home

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All the time

I left my wallet... EVERYWHERE. Finally the town police started coming to my house to return it to me...

Literally forgetting any conversation I had a few minutes ago with a person haha my brain was fried (and I believe it still sort of is) when I had the baby😪

I don't have a worst, per se. I just have constant mom brain. Looking for my glasses... only to realize they're on my head. Turning the wrong oven on. Packing up milk into the cooler, but leaving it at home. The list is endless. 😂🤦‍♀️

I forgot my keys on the door after unlocking it. I was getting ready to leave a while later and went crazy looking for them. My sister in law found them on the door 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣😂

I just walk into rooms and have no clue what I’m looking for. 🙄 Makes me feel so old! Lol

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Girl, I did this loooong before I became a mom. 😂 Consider yourself lucky!

I left the house without a shirt on last summer when my son was constantly nursing and it was easier to just wear a bra around the house. I went to pick my daughter up from summer camp but had to turn around and go home to put a shirt on! 😂😂

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😂😂

I’ve gotten all the way out of the drive way with my boob still out 😂

I was late to dinner with my family and I was multitasking - hurrying to still get myself ready while also frantically searching for my cell phone (it's a weird feeling not having it, maybe because I have been so reliant on it these past few days). But my husband was scared of me and kept his distance, as I kept cursing and wandering around the house talking to myself out loud as to where I last had it .... then I finally realized it was in my back pocket of my jeans the whole time.

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Haha! That reminds me of the time I looked everywhere for my phone... and it was seriously in my hand. 🤦‍♀️ I've "lost" it in my back pocket lots, too!

I was getting a new car.. i wanted to try the code on the door to unlock it so i locked my baby inside with both keys and the code didnt work...

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Omgsh!! This is every moms worst nightmare come true!!!

Its the look on every mans face that was the worst i had to pretend like it didnt affect me but at that time i ciuldnt concentrate.. but its all good my kids healthy and in good condition lol

I always leave my debit card in the chip reader and walk away.. the cashiers like uhhh do you need this 😩😂

I couldn’t find my car at the mall

I was looking for my cell phone all afternoon, a few hours later i realized it was in my back..... literally stuck in my back it was being held by my stretchy very comfy yoga pants...

Just had mine about 10 minutes ago. I came downstairs to pump while baby my sleeps upstairs and after I finished, I closed up the bottle and set it on the counter (for some reason) and decided to make myself a salad. Took out the pourable (not squeezable) Italian dressing, my chicken, croutons, and salad mix. Made my bowl and can you guess what I topped my salad off with? Yup. 1.5oz our of 3 oz of freshly pumped breast milk that took me about half an hour to do because I need a replacement hand pump. Wasted baby's food and a perfectly good chicken salad 😅

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Oh no!!!

When my baby was first born I had such BAD mom brain. I left my car lights on and drained that battery not once, but three times in a week. 🙄 I have never left them on before in my life. I also didn't realize my husband's foot was as close to my car tire as it was and I ran over it twice trying to park my car. Not even realizing I had done it. (Luckily he was only bruised up. I also stopped driving for a bit after this). Those are the worst, but I also put milk into the cabinet I had opened to take a cup out of. I left my cellphone in the fridge and the list goes on. When you are exhuasted you do crazy things.

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My husband took it like a champ, but I was MORTIFIED.

I started my birth control backwards 😩 not ready to be pregnant again lol

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I lost my phone in my sons bed I was putting him down to sleep he fell asleep in my bed and I moved him to his bed I tore my room apart looking for like a crazy person I’m too dependent on my phone lol and then I checked his bed under all his blankets there was my phone lol

I’d tell you about my many hilarious Mum moments but unfortunately I haven’t made a list so I have forgotten #extrememumbrain

Waking up 20 something weeks pregnant. Had to use the bathroom and almost ALMOST forgot to put the toilet seat up. Close one 😂

A friend asked me what time I clocked in for work and I couldn't remember while I was there at work

Putting my phone in fridge and milk in the cabinet, guys think we are just being funny but it's a real thing

Left a grocery bag full of prenatal vitamins, bio oil and all things for pregnancy at a cafe. Forgot to pick it up, came home and went back to cafe. The owner actually let me look at the surveillance tape and saw a business man sitting next to me steal it straight after I left. Have fun with those products buddy!! Good find for a guy... lol NOT.

Ugh! My mom brains drive me crazy for sure! I’m so much more forgetful with everything from names to forgetting what I came in the room for. Hope all the fish oil I’ve been shoving down the back of my throat helps!

Ok. Where do I start?! Lol Left the house with slippers, put breadsticks in the fridge. And yesterday stopped the car, put in the gear and released the clutch.. 3 times in one journey!! Was so upset with myself, I never ever use to do that! And many more...