My son is on the 97th percentile 😳
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I can relate. Our son’s growth was literally off the chart. He was measuring 5 weeks ahead starting at 28 weeks 🤣🤣
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Aww hunny!! I hope they are wrong for your sake ahaha. My son was estimated 8 pounds and came out at 10 pounds xx
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Oh bollox! I never thought that my boy could end up bigger rather than feckin smaller! 😳 right, out the sunroof it is for this big fella🙈🤣
Lol I'm sorry its do funny when you said wizard sleeves
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Ya gotta find the humour in the horror 🤣
I’m just here trying to decipher the comments and hearing them in different accents!!! I legit snorted at “I could crack walnuts down there😆😂”
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My life is so cringe worthy 🙈🤣 I can never just keep my mouth shut. I have to have the last word, even if it takes a lifetime to get over the embarrassment. When I was loading the car, I was like “walnuts, Kiera, are you fuckin serious” 😱🤦🏻♀️ mortified! 🤣
Wizards sleeve 🤣🤣🤣
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Do not be tempted to look at it with a mirror afterwords. You’ll be mentally scared the rest of your life! 🙈🤣
My midwife in our meet and greet said “not gonna measure you today I can see you’re way big enough” I’m like thank you 😂
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The Australians have the same DFR (do fuckin rightly) attitude as the Irish. They don’t put undue effort into things other people take seriously lol she probably looked at you and though “ah she’s grand” and that was that 🙈🤣 they only seem to care if the baby is small, which is understandable but you’d like a bit more feed back considering the effort it took to get to your midwife 🤦🏻♀️🙄
I was like “tf I don’t have to” actually haha! And because my last pregnancy was so easy and this one is going pretty well I’m sure she wasn’t worried - I know I’m not! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are so funny 😆 🤣
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You have to be able to laugh at the madness of life lol 🙈🤣
Yip that’s about where I’m at. She wanted me to have a diabetes test but I know that’s it’s just cos my partner is a giant 🤣 she remembered him from last time lol she said “aw that lovely big fella, is he still as nuts?” I said “yup he’s got a white Mohegan now and wants to call this kid feckin Chronicles” 🙈🤣