Motherhood
  • I
  • 10 months ago

My son is on the 97th percentile 😳

So had my midwife appointment and she said my son is on the 97 percentile 😳 you never wanna hear your midwife exclaim “WOW!” But he’s not as big as my daughter was at the same stage 🙈🤣
  • Y
  • 10 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are so funny 😆 🤣

  • I
  • 10 months ago

You have to be able to laugh at the madness of life lol 🙈🤣

  • L
  • 10 months ago

My midwife in our meet and greet said “not gonna measure you today I can see you’re way big enough” I’m like thank you 😂

  • L
  • 10 months ago

I was like “tf I don’t have to” actually haha! And because my last pregnancy was so easy and this one is going pretty well I’m sure she wasn’t worried - I know I’m not! 😂

  • I
  • 10 months ago

The Australians have the same DFR (do fuckin rightly) attitude as the Irish. They don’t put undue effort into things other people take seriously lol she probably looked at you and though “ah she’s grand” and that was that 🙈🤣 they only seem to care if the baby is small, which is understandable but you’d like a bit more feed back considering the effort it took to get to your midwife 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

  • S
  • 10 months ago

Wizards sleeve 🤣🤣🤣

  • I
  • 10 months ago

Do not be tempted to look at it with a mirror afterwords. You’ll be mentally scared the rest of your life! 🙈🤣

  • K
  • 10 months ago

I’m just here trying to decipher the comments and hearing them in different accents!!! I legit snorted at “I could crack walnuts down there😆😂”

  • I
  • 10 months ago

My life is so cringe worthy 🙈🤣 I can never just keep my mouth shut. I have to have the last word, even if it takes a lifetime to get over the embarrassment. When I was loading the car, I was like “walnuts, Kiera, are you fuckin serious” 😱🤦🏻‍♀️ mortified! 🤣

  • b
  • 10 months ago

Lol I'm sorry its do funny when you said wizard sleeves

  • I
  • 10 months ago

Ya gotta find the humour in the horror 🤣

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