OMG Ladies🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😳😳😮😮

So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with with the man of my dreams.. And I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought... So I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias 💐or whatever the hell the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works... Boom, get dressed and head out... As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. and giggles!... TWICE!!... Idk about you! But when someone is face to face with my lady bits... laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear 🤦‍♀️ So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok?... Of course my doc is apologising but he can't help but still smirk.. Sooo I take a peek👀... and omg!!!! It looked like a damn party 🎉 in my pants!... I had used effing glitter spray!!!.. Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a damn disco ball 🤣🤣Now I'm laughing.. The doc is laughing.. So awkward... He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up... As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are... He said further, no need to get fancy 😂😂😂 If you needed a laugh, I hoped this helped. **This is not my story but it’s too funny not to pass along! 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 I literally died laughing!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I cried laughing

😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant

Best thing I’ve seen all day 😂😂😂😂😂

Omg I needed this tonight, this made me laugh so much!! 😂😂😂 I pray this is a true story, haha!!

Lmao they are lucky if I shower before going to the gyno, wtf they are doctors who have seen it all. Wouldn't spraying anything mess with the pH balance of the whole area anyway? That sounds like the kind of person who douches, which is so bad for you.

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