incognito cos what have i just witnessed 😂💀

i’m dead…..they say toddlers start coming out with some weird stuff but this is another level he’s been playing with his willy loadsss ( he’s obsessed at the moment) and then started saying things like ‘willies on my head! willies in my ears!!!!’ THEN it moved onto ‘willies in my bottom!! willies in my mouth!’ and i just didn’t know what to say 💀 i just didn’t say anything because if i say don’t say that he’ll definitely say it more! had to tell nursery to just keep an ear out 😱😩