Pregnancy Giggles

What was the first thing your partner said when you told them that you were pregnant?

Mine said “Pow! Pow! Super sperm!” 🤦‍♀️😂

Right so I've been on furlough most of the year, I usually work in hospitality... so I've ended up home alone a lot with my partner being at work and the wee one at school so I'm very much in the habit of talking to my bump. Which is all well and good till I do it around my partner😂 like the other night we were settling to sleep and bump was kicking away so I'm going "would you calm down so I can sleep?!" Leading to one very confused partner thinking I was telling him off😂 surely I'm not the only one who does this right?

What's everyone's favourite pregnancy movie? Mines Knocked Up and What to Expect When Expecting

Posting incognito as it's mortifying...

I was in the bathroom at about 30 weeks because i had a DIRE constipation situation...I was crying in pain, swearing, sweating, negotiating with God to make it stop, you name it...

Realised too late the window was open.

Finally got myself sorted and was in bed with an ice pack on my butt when there's a knock on the door.

THE NEIGHBOURS CALLED THE POLICE

Try explaining that one 😂

18 weeks pregnant and doing my weekly food shop in ASDA... I just happened to sneeze and wee myself a little.

Safe to say I left with Tenna Lady and never going food shopping on a full bladder ever again.

Please tell me I’m not the only one this has happened to? 🙈😂