Alright mommas I need some funny snarky comebacks for people commenting "your baby looks just like his dad" or "are you sure you're his momma"

I see your smile.
Until a year my son was my husband's mini-me. My friend said that he may look like my husband, he had my expressions.

@Ellie oh he even has my husband's expressions too. He does this eyebrow raise like the rock.
I'm not upset about him not looking like me 😁
But thanks for the hope of a possibility!

I always go with “that’s so crazy, it’s almost like they’re related 🤷🏻‍♀️”

Lols it’s meant to be sarcastic just a jokey joke, know your audience sometimes it goes right over the head

this one is my favorite

''Right?! Like one wasn't already enough 😭'' :p That would be my reply just to be cheeky hehe

Brain dump:
1) thanks, you look like yours too.
2) glad it’s the right daddy.
3) yeah, he looks just like the picture from the donor book.
4) thanks, but we’re still waiting on the paternity test actually. But I feel much better after hearing you say that.
5) that’s the first time anyone has ever said that about him! *emphasize word of your choice*
6) really? I don’t see it.

For the rude comment:
A) are you sure that’s a compliment?
B) are you sure that’s appropriate?
C) my stretch marks don’t lie.
D) hmmmm maybe you’re right, I should ask my husband if I’m the mom.
E) careful, he gets me confused with my twin all the time. (Let them try to figure out if your the aunt or the mom)

“At least I don’t need a DNA test, I know exactly who the father is” you could say that 😂🙈 My boy is a mini replica of his Daddy and it’s adorable and I don’t mind those comments coz they’re true, but that’s a comeback you can use 😂

your brain is wonderful . Thank you for these comebacks 🤣 I cackled at every single one 😆

He looks a lot like yourself to me! Also, babies' faces morph and flit every day from one parent to the other.

He absolutely has your eyes and smile! If I’m being totally honest I see you more than your husband! 🥰

Absolutely love some of these suggestions 🤣🤣

love 4 😂

I know it's not the same thing, but my son has autism and all the time we get "he doesn't look autistic," and so I say, "yeahh we paid extra for that" 🤣

the way I just CACKLED 🤣🤣🤣

I used to get comments like this and I would always reply,
Thanks I’ll be sure to tell him next time he delivers the mail that you think so

Lolllll my snarky response: I’d be elated if I was sure it was his “insert stock laughter”

He has your smile

Yes she came out of me or to shock the audience go into very graphic details about the birth 🤣

@J we got them from Walmart and paid someone to make the infant one.
We bought a 3XL for the seamstress to make the infant shirt and will have material left over for when he gets bigger we can do it again :)