Partner spends ages in toilet

My boyfriend can take over an hour and he is heathy with no issues

My husband spends 30 minutes to an hour in the bathroom, pooping. My husband always have his phone too because he always have to watch something while being on the toilet. He doesn’t like forcing/pushing his poop out, he lets it naturally come out. He’s also healthy!

Not to generalise too much here but this is a typical man thing. Not all men obviously - my partner is in and out very quickly but my ex husband would disappear for a good 45 mins at a time.
They just sit either scrolling or watching stuff of their phones

Mine does about 40 mins, seems pretty typical. Don’t get me wrong, it annoys the life out of me, but what can you do 🤷‍♀️

Totally normal 🤣

I doubt I take half an hour but I'm definitely not pooping the whole time. I'm on social media but I justify it as "well maybe I'm not done pooping yet".

So glad my spouse doesn't spend ages in the bathroom like so many guys 😂
I doubt he's up to anything nefarious

It's not normal to take phone with you if you know you have to poop? 😅

I’ve seriously debated banning phones from the bathroom 😂 love to see that 20 minute poo turn into a quick few minutes

They all do it lol

This is a typical man thing tbh for any healthy man, they can take up to an hour or maybe half my parter does and gets lost in his phone watching videos sometimes but it’s completely normal tbh

My partners the same. He sits for half an hour or more, mostly on his phone then wonders why he has piles 😅 I think it's a man thing. I never take my phone to the toilet with me. I do what I need to and leave. I can sit on a comfy sofa with my phone tyvm lol!!

Get him a laxative for Christmas

Our rule is no phones in the restroom, #1 that's disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

Mine does the same I’m like you need to hurry me or our kids have to go too. He says he is constipated I’m like well go to the dr u been doing it for last 2 months. He spends forever in shower too but super helpful with our kids.

If they only worked while on the toilet we would be rich lol.

Stop letting him take his phone and find out! My man use to watch porn in the bathroom but now that we have stopped that he takes about 10 minutes.

I was Mrs. My man would never and there went my man Nevering like he never nevered before!

Loads of guys do that to relax away from their gf 🤣