This is super embarrassing!...I can't poop at my boyfriends house 😬

I go to his house every other weekend because he lives 3 hours away and that's when my kids go to their dad's. We've been dating 3 months. His walls are super thin and even when I run the tap I still can't go without thinking he'll hear me or come in. I end up getting really gassy but can't let it out, and in pain so I can't have sex so I make an excuse why I can't 😅...I end up constipated for like a week. My body physically can not go at his house! Has anybody gone through this...what do I do....😭😭😭😭 dying of embarrassment over here

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You gotta poop girl. Turn the shower on and bring matches with you. The matches will get rid of the smell

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Drink some coffee and seize your moment, lol. I’m sure he’d rather hear and/or smell you pooping momentarily than lose out on the sex and have you be uncomfortable for a week.

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You poop that’s what you do 🤣

My now fiancé and I were only talking for like 2 weeks when I some how flooded his toilet and my poop & the poop water got all over his bathroom floor and he cleaned it 🫣🫣 oh and I also shit my pants while trying to make it to the bathroom so I had to ask for clothes while he cleaned up my mess

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I’ve been with my now fiancé for four years and I still sneak off to poop. Wait till he’s busy and just sneak off and go LOL. And if his attention is on you 24/7 make him cook a meal or do something and while he’s doing that then go

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Spray before you go and it doesn’t smell. As for the sound-plan a shower at the same time and put on music -start the water-go. Or tell him you have to go and ask him to go elsewhere for a bit if you’re that worried. Like others say everyone poops

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This was me too. I could never go at his house. Only thing that helped was time until I got more comfortable around him. Then when I got more comfortable I’d drop and flush, drop and flush. Good luck hun, it gets better.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before you poo, take some spray and run the tap

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I was this way. I would see my now husband every weekend and would always poop before leaving my house. But one night at like 2am I got horrible stomach cramps and HAD to poop, more like diaherra. It was so embarrassing, but after that I wasn't afraid of pooping at his place anymore. He still married me lol.

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I can’t relate.. my first sleepover with my bf who turned into my husband I clogged his toilet and then he had to go to the store to buy a plunger 🤦🏻‍♀️

Let it out homie

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I understand, i was also shy to poop in front of my now husband when we started dating. But everybody poops. Like theres no one om earth who doesnt. And he knows you poop. So just let it go lol. You can put a bit of toilet paper in before to avoid a splashing sound and use febreeze or perfume or get yourself a poo pourri.

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Drink water don’t eat for a few hours until you go over there lol or if you know fs your expecting intercourse eat afterwards. I’ve done this in my younger years if it’s unexpected play music before you go in the bathroom then take a shower I also spray perfume and put lotion on after my showers plus depending on the body wash you use the smell will linger that’s your excuse for him to think nothing of it I am an over thinker so I would know but now that I’m older if he is the one you shouldn’t be uncomfortable 😅😂😂😂

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If he’s the one, he’ll just laugh or embrace it 😂 they really don’t care when they adore you.

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I apologized for pooping at my now husband's apartment (tiny studio so it was obvious). His reaction was I'd be concerned if you didn't you've been here two days 😂 if he really cares about you he'll want you to be healthy and not in pain.

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Light up a match afterwards and no smells. But honestly...after giving birth you'd think most women wouldn't have these sort of issues 😂

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Open the window, tissue in the bowl- to catch it so it doesn’t splash, take your phone in, videos on loud. And just tell him- I’m going for a poo else I’m going to sit here grumpy coz I have belly ache. Everyone 💩s. He’ll probably laugh but then you can all move on with your day.

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Send him to the shops

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Put music on a speaker whilst you both do something then just nip to the bathroom whilst it’s playing so he can’t hear haha

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Can you set him up doing something else noisy like make him cook breakfast with the radio on and then sneak upstairs to do it? Coffee and OJ and just relax and you’ll be able to 🙏

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Also as others have said if he loves you this will not bother him. If he’s bothered by the knowledge that you poo then how can he be your person? Do you see yourself spending the rest of your life with him? If so then you need to get pooping!

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When I stayed over at my now husband's flat for the first time I had explosive diarrhoea which lead to a stomach bug, it was perfect timing really because from that moment onwards I felt more comfortable and able to let my self go 😂 I couldn't hold poop in for 3 months every other visit. Take a laxative and go wild on his toilet 😂😂😂

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