What do you do?

I have this thing where if a guy that I’m just simply not interested in talking to KEEEEEEPS talking to me, and he asks where I’m from, I tell him “Eugene, Oregon” 💀 Then they proceed to ask me, “what’s out there to do”…..I tell them my hobbies consist of cow tipping, searching for dead bodies that haven’t been discovered yet, or jogging through the desert 😂🤭 What are the funny things you tell men?

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I usually just say I'm married

@Tiffany that don’t even work no more 😩 they try to normalize cheating so much now 😂

@Tiffany that doesn’t work for me 😂 some guys say “and? So? Wink wink” 🤦🏻‍♀️

Off topic but the other day my bfs old friend started messaging him (she msg first) and was saying the most out of pocket shit like telling him she’s so glad her bf finally went to sleep bc shes too nervous to poop while he’s awake but she’ll rip ass with him around no problem. We were laughing so hard. Not sure what her goal with that conversation was but it was entertaining fs

Tell them you suffer with severe diarrhoea and 💩 your pants often

@KayLee LMFAO I understand her 😂😂😂 because I hated poopping when my baby daddy was home but I have a homeboy I’m super close with that I’ll fart around and be like “I gotta shit 🥴” 😂😂

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