My man loves it when I fart during sex!!! Like it’s to the point he keeps asking for it.

What the hell lol

Wish I was joking ya’ll

girl what 😂

Boy do I have a book recommendation for him. Lemma kind it

We listen and we don’t judge🙂 get it girl

gotta have some beans on standby 24/7 idk

My first reaction reading this 😧...now I want to know, is it the noise or the smell he likes?😅
There really is a kink for anything.
There is no harm to it, so do your thing but don't force yourself doing something you are not comfortable with, to please him

Wait like actual farting or queefing ✋🏻😭.

Historically, he's in good company, with the likes of James Joyce. You know, the author of Ulysses. Yes, that James Joyce. The man loved farts. Skip to the second letter for the full text, but highlights include...

"You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/

I can't say I really fart during sex tbh. Are you gassy or something 🌚

actually both!!! He loves it when I queef but farts just send him out of this world.

lmaooooo

oh mmmm gggg listen my man could have written that word for word!!!!! The James Joyce as well!!! Fr this is how passionate my man is when it comes to me farting in bed… I’ve never seen it out into words let alone James Joyce’s’ words!! 🤯

what is this book 🤣🤣🤣

so he loves the sound the smells all of it! And he said when the fart comes out there’s a little push back pressure that happens in the vagina and apparently that feeling simultaneously with the sound just drives him nuts!!! And with queefing he loves the sensation of the air coming out on his D!! I don’t know what to tell ya’llnhe just loves gas from both ends

I wonder if farting during causes your muscles to contract differently making it feel different?? I wouldn’t know but just a hypothesis for this absolute mystery

I love kinky history 😅😂 Like us humans are some freaks and there's art, letters and documentation to prove it lmao

yes this is what he said. It feels different

what else have u got in the archives?

For my book club we did a month where you read the weirdest book you could find. Someone read this one. They inhale a LOT of farts

https://www.flavorwire.com/259842/dirty-literary-love-letters-written-by-famous-authors

Here's a good run down to start you off!

Off the top of my head, other historical highlights include Napoleon sending letters to Josephine telling her not to bathe, since he'd be home in a few weeks. Benjamin Franklin has a whole essay extolling the virtues of banging MILFs. During the Victorian era, spanking was such a popular service for men to receive that it became known as the gentleman's lunch. When Victor Hugo died, brothels in Paris closed to mark his passing.

the James Joyce thing I accidentally discovered when looking up stuff about Ulysses I was so confused like sir wtf is a “tiny little naughty farty”? 😭

What the helly

this made my evening lmao

I can’t stop laughing 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

I am intrigued and disturbed at the same time 🤣🤣

and 🤣🤣🤣🤣thank you honestly I feel like my man would feel seen knowing he’s not the weirdest freak out there🤣🤣🤣 I want to spend 5mins in your brain with all this information in there! And I’d love to know what other weird books ur club went through. Ya’ll have normalised my weird post. Thank you!!!

This is easily the weirdest thing I've read in ages 🤣🤣. Well, I guess everyone has their kinks 😳

Are you referring to fanny farts???? Because forcing farts rectally I'd probably $hit myself

🤣🤣 I'd fear this too