Husbands can be so clueless....

Husband: hey honey, what's this?
(Holds up a makeup brush)
Me: that is a blending brush my mum gave to me for Christmas.
Husband: can I use it?
Me: for what?
Husband: well when I took the tape off the radiator shroud, some parts weren't painted properly and I need a brush to fix it.
Me: can this wait until tomorrow?
Husband: yes, why?
Me: go to the dollar store and buy a pack of brushes, use the smallest for your touch ups. Or just get a qtip. Or use one of the multi pack dollar store permanent markers in the kitchen.
Husband: I don't want to spend any money, can I just use this?
Me: you use that and you owe me $30 plus tax. Plus call my mum and tell her why you need to replace my brush.
Husband: why? You don't wear make up. When was the last time you wore makeup?
Me: church.