What do you say to your SO after sex? 😂

I smack his butt and tell him "good job"

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😂😂😂 omg i needa try that 😂

I usually tell him how good it was and kiss him and thank him. Sounds cheesey, but we're very close and complimentary. ☺️

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That's awesome. Sounds like you guys vibe perfectly ☺️

Yess gurll i love this . I need to do this more often but we usually say it while we're doing it to be honest makes me feeel closer to him ❤️

We usually say how good it was and rub each other and kiss, I always give him a warm towel down and he loves that.

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Awwwwhh i wish i had energy after sex to do that for him lol but we usually both knock out lol

We kiss then get some water. Lol

There’s no talking, we just give each other a few satisfied smiles and go on our way

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Yeh a smile and maybe a nod to say “solid effort” 😂

Omggggg samee 😂😂😂 i be like "good job " 🤤

good game

We usually say I love you too each other and kiss then we get up and clean up our mess, put ourselves together, and go get our son from the sitter next door 😆.

Help each other find our shit thrown everywhere and then talk about what we’re doing that day while were getting dressed 😂

I usually say that was a lot, talking about how much came out of him, and then get me some loo roll love 😂

" I love our sex " 😂 then have a chat, reminisce when we were still dating, before we had children, laugh. Unless we're both super tired lol

Goodnight 😴

Ask him if he's ready for round 2 🙈😂

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Oopppp yes 🤩🙈

😬😅😂

Will you get me a towel? 😅🤣

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Yep

Yes 😂

Where's the baby wipes lol

We fist bump and get tacos 🥵

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Sex then Food , yummm 🤩🙈

Five years later and we still say I love you lol and cuddle for five mins unless we fall asleep cuddling and get up and get ready lol 😆

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Same here 😂😂

I usually don't say much, I'm usually ready to go to sleep lol

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Same here lol

Same here lol 😂

Me: Gracious babes, smack him on the ass Him: how many this time Me: 8 to 10. Love Babes

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Orgasms 😍😍😍 niceeee

Love you babe then get something to drink

Normally clean myself up cuddle and sleep or he just gets up for work 😬

We carry on with what we were doing before or we cuddle and go to bed lol like are we supposed to talk about it 😅 he on the other hand is like don’t touch me and twitches every time I do so I kinda like to torture him after sex

I need juice now

We normally say “why don’t we do this more often, I love you.”

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Same

😂 same!

Kiss and say I love you. Thanks for the sex. If we weren’t already pregnant, that would’ve made another baby. Congratulations on the orgasm. Round two? Are you hungry? Or I just admire is glorious penis covered and jizz and juice (it’s my favorite look of his).

I'm always left speechless, if I do say something it's most likely "oh my god" while trying to catch my breath. He always talks about how good it was and how satisfying it was for him and he'll give me a massage sometimes. But I like to just stare at him and admire him because man he's fine 🥴🥰

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Same😅

Dont be shy , show us a picture 🙈

when is round 2? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Normally I thank him, tell him what I liked, make him feel loved and happy about himself... then it’s followed by “oh for f***s sake” when we hear our little demon wake up and ruin our aftermath cuddle 😂

I usually have to get up to pee or get water 😂

We both go to the bathroom to clean up especially me since I go pee after and we cuddle and say I love you 👌🥰

-i love you but Where did you throw my underwear this time?! -i need a drink -are you hungry? is the usual routine after 😂

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Haha . That happens with me and my husband . He will ask where is his underwear , I will do the same .

Because of this, next time I'm smacking his ass and saying "good game bro"

I say, if I wasn't already pregnant that would have gotten me knocked up!

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Lol we used to say that

Usually it's hell yea that was good, damn I need a drink, or why don't we do that more

Erm... we say good night 😂 x

I never wanna be touched after either. Im definitely not a cuddle after sex kind of person. I usually go pee get a drink and cuddle up in bed on MY side lol with my dogs

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Omggg yesssss except i have no pets 😅😅😅

We tell each other how good it was, clean up, get water, smack each other’s butts, & then back to bed to cuddle.

Feel better? 🤣

Give a quick hug and go our separate ways. I always have to shower right away anyway or I'll feel gross lol.

We high five 😂😂

He insists upon cuddling after and wants me to play with him. I just want to roll up in my blanket and knock out.

Rub my back - or - goodnight, see you in the morning.

We snuggle a little bit then I tell him good show old boy and then we clean up and go to bed.