Can we be petty together 🤣 SHOUT YOUR PETTINESS OUT...

Dear Daddy,

Mommy doesn't want to say anything because she knows you were very tired. Honestly, she was right though when she yelled that you are an ahole 5 minutes ago. You know I like to make mommy sick and make her pee more so she knows I'm here. Mommy couldn't get out of bed but didn't want to wake you up. When she finally got out of bed 35 minutes ago she waddled and limped as fast as she could to the potty. She was so rushed she didn't turn on the bathroom lights. She knew pee was coming so she flopped down. She almost had me come out of her daddy! She screamed and it scared me which made all the pee come at once. Aren't I a good, helpful boy Daddy? She was peeing and that was okay, but her butt was stuck in the toilet bowl because you didn't put the seat down. Mommy sounded like a dying cow trying to get unstuck and off the potty. She couldn't yell because you wouldn't wake up but sissy and buddy would. So Mommy called you a bad name when she finally got off the potty but fell. She says she's okay. Mommy said you better teach me to put the seat down or all three boys are grounded forever. What's grounded? Daddy, Mommy is very very tired and she has a bad boo boo now. Please take care of Mommy.

I am okay. I just landed on my previously broken knee so I am going to be super sore today

I woke up and chose petty today. I keep telling my hubby to stop buying those foam cups for the kids and he decided to ignore me 🤷🏾‍♀️ so I wrote a note next to a flipped over cup that said another tarantula got in the house. The cup was empty but he didn’t know that😅 now, I sit here with wine watching him look for a spider that never existed.

I met some other parents at school pick up, and I realized I knew a couple of them. A few of the newer parents joined in our convo and wanted to hear more about my job ( it was hiring at the time and wfh ) one of the parents gives me a sob story, their rent went up, the husband was drinking all the money away, she was the only working,etc. So I go out of my way to revamp here resumes and do her assessment and typing test, use my name to get her app pulled faster. My supervisor lets me know that they’re backed up and to give him some time to get caught up.

That Monday, I go to talk to the woman about my supervisor needing time and she acts like she didn’t see me. It was crowded so I paid it no mind, but I went to pick up my older kids from the high school and ran into her again, and she ignored me again 🤔 and there was no mistaking me, she actually sent another mom my way after I helped her. I seen her everyday but I didn’t try again 🤷🏾‍♀️ after a week my supervisor pulls me in a meeting asking if I still had those ppl available that I wanted to recruit. I told him that the first woman was no longer interested in the job, and he was disappointed because she had the best scores ( thanks to my dumb ass) I told him she accepted another position to make sure he wouldn’t call her🫣 was I wrong for that. This lives rent free in my mind.

I was beyond petty yesterday… and purposely kept the problem going between baby daddy and myself so he would leave me alone and I could binge my show 😅😆

Backstory: my BD and I live together but we aren’t in a relationship currently. So we’ve been on/off together for 2.5 years, in January 2022 when I was 16 weeks pregnant with our second baby together (my 3rd) he put his hands on me, and due to that situation we broke up and he decided to abandon us and move 1,000 away to Texas. He ended up spending 4 months out there and we decided he would move back in with us and we would try and work things out. Before he left out there, I told him if he slept with someone else, I’d never get back together with him and I was done. April 2022 I visited him out there with our daughter, he told me he hadn’t been with anyone else, brought him back home. Early May, (3 weeks of him being back) I ended up with an std 🤦🏼‍♀️ obviously he lied and slept with someone else. Since I found out the whole situation, we’ve been rocky, arguing often, and my petty has sky rocketed 😅

So yesterday he really pissed me off by making some asshole comments, so I just kept raising my voice and telling him to go be with the girl he was with in Texas. I keep telling him to go make a family with her, leave me alone, and give her everything I begged him for. I couldn’t stop the petty from coming out… even when he tried like hell to be nice to me 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ He even bought me food after everything, but I still didn’t apologize and I refuse to. Pretty sure I’m not going to be able to get away with being petty for the rest of the week now 😆