So my mother heavenly birthday party is 9/29, im not ready to tell anyone im pregnant yet. send me some tips on how to fake the funk . i seen some ideas on tiktok lol
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Will there be make your own cocktails?
Make your own Club soda & cranberry - just say it’s a vodka soda cran

Just say you have a headache from drinking the day before so you dont feel like drinking now. X

When I was in such a situation I just lied that I was on antibiotics so I couldn’t drink

i come from a party family they will sniff me out 😂😂😩

If it’s just wine & beer- grab a can of beer. Sneak away to bathroom and dump it and fill with water

so yes i was thinking about that . i also seen on tiktok a lady switching Alcohol free wine into a real wine bottle and drunk that all night 😂😂 i love that idea

sounds about right lol thank you

Say you have a UTI and that your on antibiotics and can’t drink😂that’s what I did when I went to see my friends when I was 9 weeks and didn’t want anyone knowing yet. It worked😂x

damn 😩😂😂😂

it worked tho😂😩defo worth a shot!

you right . i will keep you all updated , wish me luck @Naomi

Buy proper wine - cheap one, empty
It into another bottle and pour non alcoholic wine in it. Or do the same with a spirit and mixer xx

yes that’s definitely my plan

Arnold palmer. People will think it’s a Long Island

ok imma look for it thank you

Iced tea & lemon (twisted tea look alike). Or a coke & lemon/lime. Jack & coke look alike!

Antibiotics for a uti, fool proof

Coke or lemonade. Tell everyone u put vodka or gin ect in it.

I was a bridesmaid in my friend’s wedding and was 6 weeks pregnant on her wedding day. We spent all day together and I just didn’t see the need to take away her thunder or draw attention to myself so I fake drank with all the other bridesmaids all day and no one realized I wasn’t drinking. I always had a drink in my hand, I encouraged other people to drink by pouring their drinks, taking fake sips, taking my drink to the bathroom and pouring it in the toilet or sink. I put drinks down in random spots and “lost” them towards the end of the night. I stayed on the dance floor for a long time and no one mentioned drinks.

In a pub I’ll get a soda water and fresh lime but get them to put it in one of the balloon glasses so it looks like a G&T

now that’s genius

Bring your own cup (non see through) and keep like a juice in your purse. And maybe a water bottle (vodka) to mix with. Keep your cup in your hand and pass on all shots or let the bartender know early on to give you water shots for clear liquor and coke/dp shots for dark. - I’m a bartender and have been bartending for years. I deal with people who have friends who drink and don’t want to spoil the fun all the time. Hope this helps!

If there’s a bartender just tell them the truth early and most likely they’ll help you out and know what to do

If not bring your own cup and “liquor”