Inappropriate names you have called your kids.

@Sara G it was a joke. Out son is 3 weeks old and has been crying most of the day. He was trying to be funny to keep me from crying too. Chill.

Lmaoo😂😂

Lmao my sister has called her kids that as well as crotch gremlins and semen demons🤣

Semen demon lmao!
I refer to my 2nd child (obviously) as "Sa-teen". So it sounds like a fancy girl name instead of...... ya know.

😂🤣 semen demons 😂🤣 that one is funny. Im gonna use that!

pet sperm 😭😂

that’s not what she meant and you know it 😂😂 it’s not that deep

My mom used to call my brother Freddy Krueger and me Angel Dust

@brook thank you. The whole post was meant to be light hearted and funny.
It's not that serious....

Crotch goblin lol but the funniest is a tiny business man bc my baby looks like it don't have a pic of it rn but still also called my kid a surprise but not in a bad way but crotch goblin bc he was stabbing me w his fake knife and it low-key hurt but I didn't mean it in a bad way just joking

I just tell my kids stop being assholes whenever they are very clearly being assholes

Semen demon 🤣

crotch goblin & pet sperm😂

my son is our pet sperm or our tiny terror. some runner ups have been oopsie poopsie bc he was an oopsie baby

I’m with you here, I think those names are degrading. I came here for a laugh and some cute names, but these are just gross.

A fart, called my son a passing of air😂 I still chuckle to this day he just had me up to there yk

to you maybe 🤷🏼‍♀️ those are the names that the aggressively childfree people who hate kids use to dehumanise and degrade them as worthless. So to me, it’s really disgusting and not funny.

because not calling your child names is such a high standard 😂 your ‘humour’ and your defensiveness surrounding it tells me all I need to know about you as a person really. Have a day

it’s not that serious 😂😂

The split personality of mamas here😅😂 anybody else refer to their siblings as b*tch, tw*t, or wh*re? Bc that’s how we were raised and we only do it to the people closest to us. Like if my sister calls me anything else I know something real serious is going on🤣

Honestly tho if a post offends or “disgusts” you then (as long as it’s not child endangerment or domestic violence) just move along bc it obviously wasn’t meant for you. Mamas come here to rant, discuss, or joke with other LIKEMINDED mamas. You do you and I will do me🤷🏼‍♀️

Personal favorite: muffin muppet.

Tiny Terrorist and Gremlin!

it's nothing but a bit of fun. If you're truly offended, then scroll on to other posts. This post is not for you. Snowflakes

Sorry y'all. I just hate when we're trying to have a good laugh and someone feels the need to ruin it with their butt hurt feelings

you did not need to apologize

My friend calls them flesh puppies 🥴

Eh...so I'm in both camps here. Would I ever say something like that to or in front of my kids? Absolutely never.
Have I retreated into the depths of the laundry room and quietly ranted about them acting like assholes that day?
Absolutely a lot.

Lol I call mines “little rascals” and “Bebe’s kids” 😂

My husband calls our newborn little fucker hahaha

Semen demon. Sperm trophy. Crotch goblin. Little terrorists. Butt nuggets. My fiancé calls them crib midgets.

Turd hole
Daughter’s name is Phoebe and I call her “pee peebs” now everyone calls her that