Im a mom, of course everyone expects me to bounce back to my before pregnancy body after just popping a baby out 1 day ago
(But in reality they don’t and you just think that)
I’m a mom of course as soon as everyone’s dressed to leave the house someone poops
I’m a mom of course I have 1254 pictures of my kids eating breakfast
I’m a mom of course my “break” from the baby is spent doing chores and things for the baby 😂
I’m a mom of course I’m expected to wake up looking fresh after I slept 1.5 hours through the whole night 💁🏻♀️
I'm a mom, of course my break is .... Giving the dogs a break while baby naps, running to the restroom, getting a shower....
I’m a mom. Of course I can do that with one hand.
I’m a mom of course baby is going to wake up as soon as I lay in bed
@Dana or as soon as you turn on the shower lol
I’m a mom of course as I put my son down and close the door I lay down he will get up
@Dana I feel like if I stay awake until like 3am he woukd sleep until then hsn🤣🤣
I’m a mom of course I can’t even go to the bathroom alone 🥹😁
I’m a mom of course I’m going to rewatch Elmo millions of times 😂
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I'm a mom...of course I haven't washed my hair in a week
I’m a mom of course it’s chaotic and sacrificial but I’m already wanting to do it all over again 😉
I’m a mom, of course I look like Adam Sandler everyday and my baby girl looks like she’s in a fashion show 🥰😂
I’m a mom of course I’m exhausted and complain about not getting the help I didn’t say I needed and reject when offered because I don’t trust you with my baby 😆
I'm a mom, of course my go to cleaning method is wiping my hands with baby wipes 🤣🤣🤣
I'm a mom, of course I'm going to show you an updated picture of my baby, even if it has only been a week.