Funny toddler moments 👇

My little boy has been adamant for the last three days I call him “Simon” he is in fact called Jonah 🙃😂

😂😂

My little girls new thing is to say, nope, I can't right now. Or, I'm too big for that. Girrrrl......

My daughter's favorite thing right now is to be doing nothing and when you ask her if she'd like to color or do an activity she'll say "no, I'm busy" 🤣😂

Finding it draining

My little boy was 3 today & every year on his birthday I celebrate the fact that I've managed to keep him alive for another year 😄

I dunno I think mines broken (I’m joking, for any Karen’s reading LOL) he’s so placid, chill. He talks ALOT though and is super social and makes us laugh every day. I called him “bubba” in a convo and he screams I’M NOT BUBBA stop calling me that! I’m like, dude that’s a nickname I know your not bubba it’s like me calling Dad hun or babe or honey. And he goes “Daddy is not a beeeeeee!” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 he’s HUN not HONEY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😂

My boy like to say, “hehe, no thank you. I just don’t have to do that! Right?”when asked to do something

I've been letting mine watch My Little Pony, and since that's what I've been calling it, she'll ask me "Mom, can I watch your Little Pony?"

100% and they think it’s funny which stresses me even more. Like they have no idea how close they get to retuning themselves to sender is CRAZY.

My son learned to walk and decided he can actually do anything on his own now. He started figuring out gate latches, trying to open doors, climbing things, and trying to walk down stairs (not scooting on his bum or backwards crawling). I'm out here fighting for my life while he tries to fall or get into things he's not supposed to 😅

Mine will take something he wants without asking from his baby sister then say ‘thank you so much Kaia’ 😅 I was changing her the other day as well and he goes, ‘mommy eat Kaia’s poopoo’ and bursts out laughing

3 yr old constantly thinks he's beaten the system. When he thinks he got something like a treat he will come up to me like I was begging for it but he's the one that got it. He sticks out his tongue, says 'bleh' and acts all superior...

But I will say he is a top tier negotiator. Here's how it usually goes
Me: "no"
Him: "one"
Me: "No"
Him: "Two"
Me: "No"
Him: " alllll"

this sounds like my kiddo! I did a uno reverse on him!

“You can have one chocolate chip cookie”
“No! Five!”
“Oh how about none?”
“Um how bout three?”
How about one?”
“No, two!”
“None?”
“How bout just one?”
“That sounds right!”