Has your child ever ratted on you in front of the doctor?

Luckily our doctor is really cool but this time both my kids did me dirty lol when the nurse asked if my youngest bites or hits she yelled yeah and bit her own arm. Then when the doctor was in the room my oldest mentioned her stern voice. She proceeded to tell her “first mommy will use her calm voice, then her stern voice, then her yell voice!” 🤦‍♀️

Read more on Peanut

The views expressed in community are solely the opinions of participants, and do not reflect those of Peanut.

Learn more about our guidelines.

Add a comment

Always say kids say the darnest things. Lol
Once was sitting at basketball practice for my kids and my sons talking with a dad for another child and randomly goes into how I lost a baby right after him. I’m like why did you need to share that randomly.

Not yet, but my toddler is a yapper so Ik it’s coming soon lol

My daughter’s pediatrician asked her what her favorite vegetable was. She said “those squishy tomatoes from Chipotle”. So… salsa. 🫩😂

Sounds about right, they get as ask, then a warning, then do it or no more happiness!

As a teacher I am LAUGHING. your kids sound loved to be so confident to air your dirty laundry so openly 🤣👌❤️

When mine was 2 at her checkup lol, doctor was like "& you sleep in your own big girl bed?!" My daughter flat says "Yeah! WELL.... I hab a big gurl bed in my woom... but I seep with mama daddy betause dey always say OH OTAY baby" 👀🫣🤣👌 or "Are you biting friends in school?" (Bc we did have an issue with that) my daughter says "I did! But den mama bite me and I went 😳 never did dat adain, I tan bite toys or cold thing so I no hurt fends, but sometime I bite mama" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰 (when she said bite I had her bite me to show the doctor) bc I was mortified like s*** yes.. it was OUT OF CONTROL. daycare was threatening to kick her. Okay?! OK lol

That’s awesome 🤣

in our community

Dummies🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Has anyone got any tips on how to GET RID of dummies😂🤦🏼‍♀️ my little girl is obsessed and i have no idea where to start!!

Help! First time mum -

I have a 4 month old and now all of a sudden when he’s been asleep for 1hr30/2hrs he will wake up screaming (high pitched) I’ve tried winding him sometimes that helps, I’ve tried bicycle legs & bringing his knees up but that doesn’t seem to help but he brings his knees up himself sometimes but nothing happens. I’ve noticed since the 4 month mark he has started to struggle passing wind downwards! Any tips?

Breastfeeding

Does it ever feel better? The actual feeding part of it is going really well and baby boy is growing so well. I’m struggling with how my boobs feel day to day - it’s really getting me down most days. The let downs make me feel awful and sounds silly but, I am also really missing not wearing a bra! 9 weeks postpartum and still getting fairly engorged, even with comfort pumping.

Any advice or just shared stories would help. I’m so torn between carrying on because I enjoy the feeding side of it or switching to formula.

Bath Time

Help! My baby is 3 and a half weeks old. Every bath she goes in quite happy but will only stay like this for a very few mins, if I try to clean her or move her we have tears and after a few mins the same. It's like she is scared. Our current baby bath is quite big should I try a different one? Looking for any suggestions as want her to enjoy bath time not be upset and I'm scared I'm going to make her hate it😢💗

Big nursing bras!

I’m looking for recommendations for good nursing bras for bigger breasted ladies!

I’m currently in a 38H which seems to be the biggest size done at M&S (UK based mama here) and it’s snug and not as supportive as I’d like. When I look online, they mainly seem to be sized S, M, L, XL etc rather than bra sizes.

Any recommendations please?

Strange question

Hello. I would identify myself as asexual but yes i am married and i have a child. But now that ive had my baby. I think its solidified that im done having sex. I feel bad as my partner keeps asking me but i just dont want to. Any advice on what i can do? Any other asexual moms out there? I guess this could be confusing but im not huge on being bound by a label. I have just always felt it represented me best since highschool.