Seeking Mischief Manager

Ring ring bestie, pick up it’s me! Hello is this thing on?

Essential Bestie Qualifications:
☐ Will talk about tattoos for hours and hype up every design idea
☐ Cool to kick it at home (the world is expensive)
☐ Loves kids or at least tolerates my chaos crew
☐ Has strong opinions about TV series characters (bonus if we yell at the screen together)
☐ Enjoys gossiping — no judgment, just tea ☕
☐ Responds to memes with other memes
☐ Can handle random rants and unsolicited life updates
☐ Will eat snacks with me and not judge

Skills & Special Talents:
• Ability to binge an entire season in one sitting: ☐ Yes ☐ No
• Brings drama-free but entertaining energy: ☐ Yes ☐ No
• Can listen to true crime podcasts/documentaries without sleeping with lights on: ☐ Yes ☐ No
• Will help me make questionable but fun decisions: ☐ Yes ☐ No

Deal-Breakers (Check Any That Apply):
☐ Hates tattoos
☐ Thinks true crime is boring
☐ Never spills tea
☐ Doesn’t like snacks or naps