Just wanna see how long your husbands take in the bathroom

Mine takes one 45 min poop everyday sometimesssssss two if I fed him too much cheese the day before. If tour husband is hiding in there to avoid helping out with your son he’s a pos

45 min is lowkey crazy id be asking him to see a doctor 😆

My husband said if a man “hides” in a bathroom to “poop” he is running away from the stress of his environment. That he feels he has no place to escape from work or home because neither are peaceful. Obviously, that’s situation by situation. But it opened my eyes and made me realize that just because we have a baby on the way and he works 50-60 hours a week doesn’t mean I can’t make home his peace. And when I started making little changes his poops got shorter 🤷‍♀️ but don’t hear me that I don’t expect him to help and contribute. I’ve just started things like making his lunch or one favorite meal a week and it’s helped.

30 minutes to an hour each bathroom visit. Yesterday it was 6 or 7 different times. Normally, it’s around 3 times a day. It’s either he’s avoiding responsibility or unwinding, has stomach issues, or other things.

A lot of men do this including mine. I have to remind him to get off the toilet and stop playing his game so he doesn’t get hemorrhoids. ☠️ but he isn’t hiding from me when I tell him to hurry up he usually comes out just distracted easily and also our whole family has IBS as well so

30 min, probably. Once I notice he's missing, I realize he's in the bathroom. I never time it since I never know when he enters the bathroom. I bring my phone as well when I go pee. And I do it to escape to have some peace. 😅

I do to get some peace away from everything sometimes but only if my daughter is taken care of for the time being

mine does this too its always like 30-40mins and he does this before a shower too she so he's in there for like 1h it's so annoying. Meanwhile i try to take quick showers so i dont have to leave him too long with the kids 🙄

Don’t be surprised if he gets hemorrhoids eventually from sitting on the toilet that long.

Only his showers are long because this man exfoliates, shaves down there and his face, trims his nose hair, brushes teeth, mouth wash, face wash, uses aftershave, Deo, Perfume, moisturiser/sunscreen, and finally hair gel 🤣🤣 his shits are only 5-10mins but his showers are long. But then again, so are mine. I do the everything shower too. Sometimes if I’m not in a rush I grab the scourer and scrub the shower down while I’m showering 😂

Yes mine also poop long and he sometime even go for his forever poop before going outside and leave after 5 min and say he will return once we home to finish. At this point I hang out eith him when be do his long poops. I once took away phone and he still pooped like forever. I don't know what it is about man seem to not be able to poop. I hope my son when he grow up a bit have better anal muscles and bowel movement than his father😅

My partner also takes multiple poop breaks throughout the day but it’s never longer than 10 minutes. An hour is EXTREMELY excessive

My boyfriend is in there like 15-20 mins once a day in the mornings. I asked him if it’s to escape his environment and he said “why do you gotta call me out like that?” I’m pretty sure most men do this, but 45 mins to an hour is crazy and I’d def be having a conversation with him about it.

My husband poops in the bathroom for long periods of time, hes very hands on so I dont think he’s hiding, he also sends me memes and videos when hes in there. it also smells like 💩 when he leaves and doesnt spray because to him his 💩 doesnt stink. Idk because only you know your husband but in my experience men just 💩 alot because they are so full of it! 🤣

My boyfriend used to take long on the toilet and he would sometimes start chatting me from in there when he realizes he’s been there for a while. Mostly just scrolling TikTok cus he doesn’t hold his phone frequently cus he’s mostly sleepy or at work so he scrolls social media in the bathroom