This one will make you laugh...

Posting incognito as it's mortifying... I was in the bathroom at about 30 weeks because i had a DIRE constipation situation...I was crying in pain, swearing, sweating, negotiating with God to make it stop, you name it... Realised too late the window was open. Finally got myself sorted and was in bed with an ice pack on my butt when there's a knock on the door. THE NEIGHBOURS CALLED THE POLICE Try explaining that one 😂