Inappropriate baby names ๐Ÿ˜‚

What name sounds like itโ€™d be a nice baby name, but itโ€™s actually something horrible?

I really like Rubella! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

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Areola๐Ÿ˜†

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I knew a chick that named her kid Chlamydia ๐Ÿคฃ

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Lana ( spells backwards anal)

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Allegra

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Omg I love this Iโ€™m here for this!!

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Chastity

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haha I know right! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜–

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Taffeta! i love how it sounds, and it's not that it means anything awful, but it doesn't quite work as a baby name. ๐Ÿ˜”

i used to know siblings named Sam and Ellie, which - when said quickly - sounded far too much like salmonella! ๐Ÿคข

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Names of alcoholic drinks or from a very different culture than your own. Your white baby does not need an African or Japanese name.

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itโ€™s an allergy medicine

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I meant names you like that arenโ€™t appropriate as theyโ€™re either something horrible or nonsensical ect. Hence Rubella, I think itโ€™s a nice girls name, but itโ€™s inappropriate as itโ€™s a childhood illness ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I love lolita as a name but it means a French slut not sure I could name my girl this although I love it ๐Ÿ˜…

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I think Ria sounds pretty for a girls name but it reminds me of words such as diarrhoea, gonorrhea... maybe it's just me ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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I heard about a person who heard the word 'meconium' while in labour, and thought it was a lovely girls name. Apparently she didn't want to know any medical info about labour and birth so had no idea what it actually meant.

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๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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aw I think it's a nice name but can't help associating it with disgusting things. My partner actually had a dream the other night that we had a little girl, we have a boy already, and that we named her Ria ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Its an allergy medication, so i just find the name silly lol. All fun

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Met a girl named Malaria once...

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I HATE Arabella because it sounds like Rubella!! (Canโ€™t work out if youโ€™re being serious or notโ€ฆ.oops if you are! Sorry!)
And I hate Ottilie as it reminds me of Utterly Butterly x

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I didnโ€™t understand this post so just went on a rant, now Iโ€™ve read the other comments, I get it! Sorry! Itโ€™s been a long hard day with a stroppy 19month old xx

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Allegra is really well known as an allergy medication in the US though so it would be like naming your child Calpol or Gaviscon in the U.K. The Luna cup isnโ€™t as well known.

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terrible ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Omg this is so funny i canโ€™t breathe ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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my cousin is called Ria and spelt the same. Wonโ€™t look at her the same now ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

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My daughter had a friend named Indicaโ€ฆ

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thatโ€™s my obstetrician name lol

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Yes I meant to say in the US. I just edited it.

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Yes I meant to say in the US. I just edited it.

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Chlamydia sounds like a pretty flower name ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‘€

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Emesis (itโ€™s the medical term for vomit)

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This is 100% true
But years ago a bosses wife had a baby boy and they named him
SNOWBALL!
We thought he was joking so he brought the birth certificate in to show us

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Dick, Bj,

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I know one too they made fun of him

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so funny Ottilie sounds like an otter to me! ๐Ÿฆฆ Cute animal but donโ€™t love it in a name

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Zoflora ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I saw on reddit someone wanted to name their baby Meconium! Gave me a bit of a giggle

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I'm confused ๐Ÿ˜• where does race come in at?

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the scream I scrumpt ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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noooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I work in a pharmacy and I see a lot of names but whenever I see the name Aerola (theyโ€™re a regular) I realize Iโ€™m still not quite mature bc I giggle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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*crosses Lana off of potential names*๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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Not that itโ€™s inappropriate but I love how the Mexican culture names the kids after alcohol (Paloma, Tequila, and Margarita)๐Ÿ˜‚ shows how much of alcoholics we are ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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fanny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Gaylord

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Lucifer

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Fanny ๐Ÿคฃ xx

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I know someone with a daughter name Quatish, I don't think she knows it's the name of a travel soap dish ๐Ÿ˜…

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