How do you bluntly ask your man for sex, through text? 😂😂

I genuinely wanna know how you phrase it. I jokingly always use to say “Ima need you to d*ck me down later” but I’ve said it that way for so long that I’ve honestly can’t think of any other way to say it bluntly, yet sexy anymore 💀

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“Tryna beat this p***y up later?”
“So fuc*in wet right now. Wanna f**k later?”
“I just want to feel you deep inside of me right now”
“Come get this p***y” 😂
*send 🐱 pic.* “Come f**k me”

the lasttt oneeee

I want you to lay me down baby

“Bend me over tonight!” He likes when I say that lol

my fave 😂 😂

"are you a interior decorator? Because I want you to paint the inside of me white"
My husband was not amused with that one lol

I think it’s his fave to 😂😂

“Sex?”

My text to my hubby this afternoon was...

"I want that dick tonight!"

love this 😂😂

I would probably send a gif/youtube link to George Michael’s “I want your sex” music video

🍆

A video of you fingering your self and say tonight? 😂🫢

I can’t wait to get my hands on you. I want to feel your body on top of mine.
romantic 🥰😂

I pretty much send gifs asking if he’s dtf, or I’ll just randomly message “I wanna be absolutely railed, you interested?” 😂

🍷🍫

I gotta use this!! Lol

Send a nude

Sent a spicy pic with the text 'wanna have sex' this is how I almost have an 11 month old now haha 🤣🤣

I just be like you slutting me out tonight or nahh big dawg? 😭🤷‍♀️

not “big dawg” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I love all these. Ima test them out one by one 😂

Oh I just take a picture of the sex scene in my book and send it to him. Then he's like okay is that what we're doing tonight lol 😂😂😂

Ours is let’s do the nasty.. lol

Like this: 🌶️😏

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I hope you enjoying the 5month babies 🫠 the cuteness outweighs everything over here.
We live in the area of Croydon & need to start going to baby groups ( I NEED it more than him though) but I am a little bit clueless. Any recommendations?
We are happy to travel a bit too.
Thanks ☺️

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Need friendship and conversation

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