Ooh my goodness. Tell me why poop shoots out so fast and so far! Ugh and as I cleaned it up his fountain of pee began!
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My guy shot poop at me the other evening when I was changing his already poopy diaper. All I could do was laugh. Still haven’t been peep on but he’s only two weeks old 🤣

When my daughter was just a month or 2 old she kept aiming her poop at me during nappy changes! And I was the only only one she did it to! Constantly had to change clothes from her pee and poop lol. I finally just came to terms with the fact that she was just "marking" me as her mother 😂
She's 7 months old now and thankfully stopped that habit lol

Trick for the pee fountain: take a cold wipe and before you open the diaper, wipe against his skin along the base of the belly just inside of the diaper. the coldness of the wipe will hopefully make him go just before you open up the diaper. 👍🏼

This reminded me of when my son was a newborn and my husband was changing him. My son shot out liquid poop like a rocket at him! 😂😂

There was also a time when my son did a pee foundation and it landed on his own face. I felt so bad for laughing