What's some words that your toddler or kid says that they can't pronounce properly, so they sound like swears??

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Dig Pig was in his phonics reading book for school - he pronounced it as ‘dick pic’…

Our 2 year old says “come see” when he wants to show us something but it 100% sounds like p*ssy 😂😂

My son when he was a bit younger and newly learned the word use to say truck and it sounded like the f word initially 🫠.

Vacuum = fuck you

Snickers from Bluey. She couldn’t say the s or k sound 🥴

My son when talking about his ‘Crocs’ it sounds like cock. So he’ll just be walking around saying cock cock cock when wearing his Crocs 🫣

Ship is shit
Fox was fuck
Funky was fucky

Oh clock was cock too

Not because of pronouncing but
Falquar (or however you spell it) sounds like “fucker”
A family pet name 🤦‍♀️ I hate it
It sounds like that when anyone says it tho and it feels like they’re trying to get her to swear (they are saying falquar then shouting things like it sounds like this so she’s repeating the acc word)
Also “what’s this” sounds like “shit”

My baby just turned 2 and I be weak when he says sit=shit and fork=fuck 😭😭😭

Fox was fuck for a while

Pink used to come out as dick when my daughter was younger. And she loved pink. A guy walked by in a pink shirt and she pointed at him and went ‘dick! Dick’ 🤦🏻‍♀️

Play also used to come out as ‘gay’, so she’d ask for a ‘gay date’ at the ‘gay ground’

Piglets sounded like penis!

lmaoooo I know you sat there practicing that k over and over 😂😂

My son says d*ck for duck
Sh*t for sheep

Her light in her room is flickering or to her “fucking” 😂😂

Venus...penis

Monster truck is monster fuck
Dropped it is fucked it
Fox is fuck

I think she just likes the f word x

Stick sounds like dick , shirt and sit are both shit, and not a cuss but bear sounds like beer

monster fuck ahahaha 😂 gonna have to use that one

honestly it doesn’t help that all the boys at child care love monster trucks so my little girl runs around shouting Monster fucccckkkkkkk 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Mine had trouble with S and Z sounds so scissors became “wiggers,” and she was obsessed with them so she asked constantly to “play wiggers”

Icy pole. He used to say Mummy can I have assssshole please? A what? Icypole? Yes assshole 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Fork sounds like f*ck when my daughter says it.

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Hour night wakes and 5am get up

Can anyone shed some light as to why on earth my child doesn’t want to sleep??? My eyeballs are bleeding!!

Never been a good sleeper, but the problems always changing. He’s nearly 9 months old.

Beginning of the month he dropped to 2 naps. We could put him to bed at 7pm and he’d get up for the day at 6am, with multiple wake ups every 2/3 hours.

Now we put him down at 7pm, he can do a good 4/5 hour stretch, but come 1/2am he’s up every hour then getting up for the day at 5am. This then completely messes up the day because I can’t keep him awake long enough to even get to 7pm, let alone later.

He has 2 naps, roughly about 1hr10 each but it changed based on when he wakes and trying to get him to a reasonable bed time.

What could be the reason for this? 6am is fine, but 5am is not 😩😩

Help! First time mum -

I have a 4 month old and now all of a sudden when he’s been asleep for 1hr30/2hrs he will wake up screaming (high pitched) I’ve tried winding him sometimes that helps, I’ve tried bicycle legs & bringing his knees up but that doesn’t seem to help but he brings his knees up himself sometimes but nothing happens. I’ve noticed since the 4 month mark he has started to struggle passing wind downwards! Any tips?

Help meeee

!!All advice welcome!! My 5 month old (nearly 6mo) is just not sleeping . Not for naps and not at night . She can’t connect her cycles . We started sleep regression at 3 months but in like how is this nearly been going on for a further 3 months . Like surely not . She has 10 min naps in crib ( which take so much effort ) and maybe 20/30 min naps in my arms/pushchair . She wakes minimum every hour at night with guaranteed false start 20 mins in . I combo feed. I breastfeed her until almost asleep then place her in the next to me crib give her the pacifier and put my hand on her cheek/face for 20 seconds and she drifts off . It’s not really getting her to sleep that’s the issue it’s she just won’t stay asleep . She doesn’t even need to feed much at night usually 1-2 breastfeeds . The rest is comfort wakes needing her pacifier or my hand on her cheek . I’ve looked into sleep associations and independent sleep and I broke the feed to sleep association and rocking and do bedside comforting instead for most wakes which has now lead to my hand being a sleep association on her face . I’m just so exhausted my husband is working mon-fri 9-9 and it’s just me . I haven’t had more than 4 hours in a row since her birth . I can’t get anything done during the day . She is so clingy and cries if I leave room /put her down etc. I love her so much but we both need rest . If anyone has any tips or a routine that could help PLEASE tell me I’ll try anything 🥲❤️❤️

Feeds

How many times a night are your little ones getting up? My daughter is every 90-110 minutes. I am absolutely exhausted and don’t know how much more I can cope

Over supply of milk

I am nearly 5weeks postpartum and I have such a big over supply of BM.
Has anyone donated / sold their supply, if so where do you recommend for this?

I think its fair

Me and my partner agreed to sleep in 1 day of the weekend.
He doesn't find it fair to look after both kids (my 4 year old isnt his) while i sleep so he looks after the baby while i sleep and my toddlers at his dads and ill look after both the next day.
Straightaway it was pretty unfair as i let him sleep in until he wakes up 10-12
He wakes me up when baby starts fussing because he wants milk (doesnt need it)
I cant pump as i dont supply enough.
So i get woken at 9/9:30 to feed baby then i get him sleep then theres no point sleeping in as my toddlers being dropped off.
I also find it unfair that i get both kids to sleep most night, i get my toddler to sleep everyday hes home (4/5days) and i get my baby to sleep most nights with the exception of maybe twice a month as his dad struggless then about 95% of his thru the day naps.
I have also been unwell for a few months (tumor scare) and am waiting 18 weeks to see a specialist so im obviously petrified for that, so unbelievably tired and alot of aches and pains, specifically these pounding headaches ive been having.
After i had been up til 11:30 getting both kids to sleep lastnight and my partner falling asleep at 10 then him ignoring the baby cries all morning until my toddler woke up im fed up slammed to door and rold him not to expect to sleep in unless he gets the baby to sleep the night b4.
I keep having issues with him not feeling the wet from baby being sick or weeing himself or being able to smell it do about 98% of the time hes given to me i have to clean him up n change him.
Including at night, we agreed my partner would change nappies (1 a night at 5am) while i feed (2,4,5,6:30) but every night when i get him hes pissed through and my partner gets annoyed when i wake him up n moan about it.
Then the morning after hes annoyed at how much washing there is (thats his job) and moans about how often i change myself (baby constantly shits thru and sicks on me) and baby
Honestly im just so tired all the time