What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done?!

I was at the playground with my toddler son,there was one other family there with an older girl who happened to share the same name as my older daughter who wasn’t with me-
They kept saying stuff like “ok Emma that’s far enough” “time for snack Emma” “help your brother Emma” anyway it gets to leaving time by this point I’d heard the girls name
So much I yelled “EMMA ITS TIME TO GO BACK TO THE CAR!” Completely forgetting which child I had with me, the family gave me an very suspicious look and I was absolutely mortified, obviously they could see I had a boy with me and it wasn’t just a coincidence in name- I ran out that park so fast let me tell you 🤣🤣🤣

When I was around 13 with my friends at the mall, how we all did at the time lmao, I got dared to slap a piece of pizza against the back of this grown adult bald head, just a stranger maybe in his 30-40s and I did it 🫣 I feel really bad about that and embarrassed still like wtf. I was so dumb

I reconnected with an old high school boyfriend/crush on Facebook. My roommate asked what he looked like, so I sent her a pic from his profile and said “this is the best one I could find, he’s better looking in person.”

I realized I had sent it to him by mistake when he replied “erm, thanks, I guess” 🫠

I used to live by a very famous tourist attraction and I had to walk past it every day.

I was walking past on my way home from the shops with heavy bags in each hand when my shorts fell down around my ankles in front of literally hundreds of tourists from all over the world, including groups of school kids, who were taking photos of the attraction, and because I had my heavy bags it took ages to get them back up 🙃

I often wonder how many people out there have a photo of me with my arse out as a momento of their lovely vacation

So I was talking to my friends about older things we liked. Things not for our generation or ment for kids but we still like. Anyways, someone had said they really like newspapers. They still get one delivered and all that. He then said he mostly likes the comics sence the news is so depressing these days. But he still prefers the paper to others forms or news. I chimed in with "No i get it. The feel of holding them, the smell and everything. I especially love penis. The little buld guy always makes me laugh "
I ment peanuts the comic but of course, not what I said....