lets play, share a funny “im an idiot head” story! i’ll go first

Last week I forgot to put water in my moka pot and couldn’t figure out why it was taking so long to make coffee 🙃 in my defense it was before I had coffee so

Where can I post my book? I have many 😂👀 I think that’s why my partner is with me, for the laffs

lolololol oh dear!!!

hahahaha i will read it 😂 you gotta have lots of laughs!!!!

no it was a random website but in order to add five of the same thing to the cart i had to have clicked it five times which makes no sense LOL

Last week I called my bank about a recurring card payment for a sim only phone contract which I cancelled in June. I was convinced they were still taking payments. 5 minutes into the phone call I realised its now 2025, the payments I was looking at were from 2024 and no they aren’t taking payments anymore 🤦🏼‍♀️

haha omg silly goose!

Left the house in two very different shoes the other day. Was struggling getting the toddler and baby in the car by myself and I wasn’t paying any attention 🙃

omg that’s actually hilarious 😂 it happens!! what type of different shoes?!

I did this 🥹🥹😂 I was like WHY DOES IT SMELL BURNT. WHERES THE COFFEE

I was so pissed cuz then I had to wait for the pot to cool down before I could try making coffee again 😭

I put food in the crock pot and then absolutely did not turn it on for 3 hours 👌🏼 😭

NOOO THATS THE WORST!! me with the air fryer 🫣

I refused lol I made one in the Keurig after and tricked my hubby

At work the water bottle filling station is about a 100 metre walk down a long hallway. I don’t want to admit how many times I’ve walked down there only to realize halfway that I forgot my bottle 😅

bwahanits the WORST

This one was actually something my husband said, but it’s too good not to share.

I use a blackout sleep mask at night. I refer to as an eye mask and will sometimes say “have you seen my eye mask?” or “can you pass me my eye mask?” One time in all seriousness he asked “what makes it an i-mask? Does it connect to your phone?”

AN I MASK ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATS AMAZING 😭 😭 😭

hahahaha omg i can picture that fil it mig nin 💀

I remind him of it often 🤣
It was actually during the thick of the newborn stage with twins and we were both extremely sleep deprived. It was almost like he figured it out as he was asking and realized how dumb it was. We had a good laughing session that both of us really needed.

Today I got an alert on the citizen app and it said “shots fired from sedan” and I was like “well I’m in CA so those gun shots won’t reach us.” Thinking they meant sedan like some place in the Middle East instead of a sedan (vehicle). I have two sick kids, I’ll blame it on exhaustion. 😆😅

exhausted does crazy things!

recently left the cat litter out on the balcony when it rained 🥴🙂‍↕️ not cute

I forget to close the shaker bottle and I shake it. When I'm getting ready for bed, I take my contact lens out of my eye and rinse it with solution, and put it right back in my eye. In the morning, I reach into my bare eye and try to find my contact so I can take it off. Throughout the day, pick up my cup of water to drink and its empty because I drank it earlier and didn't refill it.

yikes 😬 😬

oh no!!!

Mine is pretty silly goofy, I occasionally ignore my service dogs alerts cause I think it’s him being annoying, but he’s mostly always right & after I almost faint I apologize for telling him to leave me alone LMFAOOO

omg parker!!! 🫣 💀 lmao

out here casually ignoring your service animal because it’s annoying you sendinggg me 🤣 💞