Pregnancy brain 🙃

It’s taken me 5 hours to realise I’m wearing 2 different style shoes.

My midwife could’ve bloody mentioned it when she was doing baby’s heartbeat!!!!

😂

C’mon ladies, sharing is caring. What stupid shit have you done recently?

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I tried to zip up my handbag by turning on the light 😂
Needless to say it didn't work

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Hahaha love this so much! I went out in my slippers the other day and my partner told me as we got to Asda ...like thanks babe 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

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Tried to get in my house with my contactless card 😅

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I asked my partner if he wanted water in his coffee😂 he said yes please. He knew I meant milk… 5 minutes later he confronted me what i said😂

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I’ve stalled my car twice in the last week when I’ve got home and forgotten to take it out of gear when parked and turning it off

Don’t think I’ve ever done that before in many years of driving!

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My husband asked if I was going to put the chicken in the oven or the air fryer and i replied the tumble dryer… 😂

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I took my 3 year old to the cinema 24 hours before we were meant to and it was shut 🤣🤣I was pulling on the door for ages trying to get in

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Haha this is brilliant. Just putting things in the wrong place. Like getting things out the dishwasher then went to put the cups in the fridge!?

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I’m sorry but this made me LOL 😂😂😂😂

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Baby brain is something else!
I made a brew the other day and put it in the fridge instead of the milk and carried the milk into the living room my kids couldn’t stop laughing at me x

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I put my cellphone in the freezer

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I got confused about the light switches and called the electrician for nothing.
I couldn't find my keys before my midwife appointment and almost climbed out through the window

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I was at self checkout in Tesco with a bunch of flowers, and wondered why it wouldn’t let me pay I was getting so annoyed, big que of people then a woman shouted “you’ve got to put them on the scales love” . I was like oh shit yeah , hahaha

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My teenage nephew couldn’t find his school shoe. I was ranting on, giving him a whole lecture on being responsible and looking after his stuff. I look down and I’m wearing one croc and one of his shoes. No idea how 😭

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These are amazing, laughed so much I thought I was going to go into labour!

Had another one today - thought I’d ordered 6 bananas on the Tesco shop and 6 bunches showed up. Got nearly 40 bananas sitting in the kitchen now 😂

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