Riddle me this…

Has your child or children ever came home from school/ Daycare saying new phrases that they HAD to have learned over there????


For example : my son was playing and he shouts ‘NOT On MY WATCH!’ -randomly.

It was hilarious bc I know exactly which teacher talks like this

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my son says “what the sigma ?” i’ve never said that in my entire life 😭

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My daughter says umm no you’re actually wrong

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💀💀 this is hilarious. Was it from daycare?

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My 3 year old has said “Bro” a few times, it’s hilarious

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