My mom sent me a blouse. It's not my style but I put it on and I became Barb 55, dog mom, twice divorced, works in accounting. No kids. Middle toes are longer than her big toe. Wears a size 11 shoe. Part of a gardening club. Always asks the younger staff how to do stuff on email. Dreams of opening up her very own bed and breakfast. Loves vacationing in Puerto Vallarta every year for Christmas. Goes to church every Sunday and secretly reads shape shifting smutt.
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Learn more about our guidelines.I feel like Barb is from Wyoming. Never been there. Know nothing about it.

Sounds like you could be a writer
It's Zainab I don't know how I managed to post this incognito š„ø

This is the kind of unhinged that makes my day. Please show the blouse š¤£

Work it Barb šāāļø Iāve definitely done this. I have āFlorida shortsā I wear them and instantly become early Lana del Rey snorting coke off a Waffle House menu

Absolutely NOT mentally ill, I love this

I knew it was zainab immediately

I love your creativity

Im immediately thinking of āthe entitled housewifeā comedian