Dude, my pregnant gas has been unstoppable this pregnancy. Since I spend most of my days as a SAHM with only my toddler, husband and dog to torture, I forgo the beano and just let em fly.
Tonight, I have such a sour stomach and I knew earlier I was brewing some ominous stank. We went to the store and before we got out of the car, I let one go so I didn't bleach anyone's eyeballs in the grocery store, and my 2yo daughter who doesn't make a whole lot of full sentences yet goes, "Mooooomma, mom do poopy." My kid, who regularly shits her pants, was wondering if her stinky mother did as well.
Guys. My husband and I were laughing so hard we had tears. I will save myself the shame of posting to FB but I needed to share this good laugh with yall. Hopefully your nights are less mom poopy than mine. 💩
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Omg this made me laugh so hard. 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THANK YOU. I so needed this!

Pregnancy gas is undefeated 😂😂

My bf swears something crawled up my ass and died sometimes because it stinks so bad. Lol. I feel you.