What's the best thing your toddler has shouted at a stranger 😂😂😂😂

"Hydee eat mummy boobie" announcing that his sister is breastfed, though I wasn't feeding her at the time 😂

She was learning to say I love you and the first person she tells is a complete stranger as we stood at the traffic light 🤣

My toddler just started talking and when we're going out, there are lot of people walking their dogs in our area. Each times he's pointing at them and shouts "cock" ( dog) ....I hope his pronounciation will get better soon 🤣

Not shouted but my son told a complete stranger that he was excited he was going to have baby sisters, and they said oh that’s awesome and he’s like yea

and when I grow up and they grow up (I’m thinking he’s gonna say they are gonna be moms and I’m gonna be a dad like he keeps talking about) no not at all he says “my mom and dad are going to die” 😭😭

When I tell you I was so shocked and confused all I could do was laugh 😭

He’s 19months and can’t say horse so called a nice lady walking past some horses a whore at the weekend 🥲

"they have a bad time!" he says whenever he hears kids crying in the store lol.
Or the wonderful "look that man, mama" at someone who is very clearly a woman. They're never happy about that lol.

I think my favorite is when he sees random old men when we're out and just goes "wow! I LOOOOVE grandpa! Come here grandpa!" To men who are NOT his grandpa hahaha

Whist at the park my wee one turned to the dad pushing his wee one next to us on the swing and said “have to wash penis in the bath later!”

On the train and my daughter stands up and starts getting angry. Turned to see why and there was a man talking on a phone standing at the door. My daughter is standing on the seat getting so angry pointing and telling him to shh. I'm trying to calm her down and telling her to shh and she's screaming at this point still pointing at him and shouting no you shh.

I can't with this girl 😭😂😭