Doctors appt horror stories

I got peed on at my one month olds doctors appointment and I wanted to see if others had similar experiences. It was just hilarious but also like whyyyy! Also jeez those doctors seem to be so rough when they’re pressing on the baby’s stomach and just moving them around checking their muscles and stuff.

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My kids always poop their diapers as soon as we get called back. Never fails, every appointment the room smells like a stink bomb went off. Why they couldn’t do that before we get called back so they can be changed 🤷‍♀️

My bub peed on the wall as soon as his diaper came off at his 2 week 😂

Dude my son had to have additional newborn tests. So we had to go to the children’s hospital so they could draw blood and take urine samples. I wore a light green dress to try to look decent but I wasn’t gonna try to squeeze into any jeans. They wanted his diaper off for urine collection. Yeah he pooped on me. All down the front. Not once. Not twice. Three times he shat on me during the appointment. He had to get pricked in 3 different places by two different nurses before we could leave. It was awful

Same peed on me the nurse was kinda rude she was and your just standing there letting it happen like it’s a little pee🤷🏻‍♀️ sorry I got your floor wet (not sorry) like she’s one month old 🤦🏻‍♀️

i fed my LO a bottle as we were waiting for the nurse to come back in the exam room with the testing kit and my LO had a blowout in her diaper as soon as the nurse started the test. and the nurse had to be bent down + up close to do it since it was on her foot and it was hard to get it exactly where she wanted so it took awhile. mind you, baby girl was only in a diaper… so yeah, poop was all up her back, and seeping through the sides of her diaper. it was one of those bad smelling ones too, omg. i felt so embarrassed. i thought she would stop and let me change her diaper and clean her up first but she laughed it off and kept on testing like nothing happened lol

my son tends to poop or piss as soon as it’s time for the doctor to see him . when i have to strip him down so they can check his cut , i be so glad he does not piss on them 😂😂😂

My daughter was born in 2020! When covid was at its worst. At her first doctors appointment, she coughed 👀 just once. But everyone's eyes got wide, like they were scared. Her big sister, who was 2 at the time, noticed their reaction. So she started coughing too 🤣🤣🤣 everyone left the room

My fist born son peed on the nurse that wasn't very nice to me. That's my boy!

You all did not disappoint! 😂😂😂 I was laughing my socks off!

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