Do you think this is inappropriate?
Someone from Church gave me a lift home and we both have young kids and he was saying that his shoulders hurt because he slept funny, and I said, oh tell me about it, our one comes into our bed in the night and you have to sleep on the edge of the bed. And he goes, "oh that's not good, that can't be good for your sex life"
Maybe I have an unpopular opinion
Why does it matter so much to others if you are straight, gay, lesbian, bi, nonbinary etc (yes, I know there are several others, but I gave up a while ago keeping up with all the variations). If you are not harming anyone or anything and are not pushing your lifestyle on someone else, THEN WHO CARES. I've seen so many posts saying "does this make me gay or bi" Honestly, who says sexuality is linear? If you like it and it's not hurting anyone then go for it. You only have one life.
Now I have to admit I do have an issue when you identify as an animal or alien or something like that.