100+ ‘Would You Rather?’ Questions for Kids

"Would you rather?" questions for kids will keep your little ones thinking - a fantastic game for the mind. Some say that the average four-year-old asks in the region of 300 questions a day.

Assuming they’re awake for about 14 hours a day, that adds up to a question every three minutes.

If they keep that up all day every day for a year or more, you’re likely to feel a little questioned-out, mama!

While this habit helps your little one to understand the world around them, you might want to ask them some questions in turn from time to time.

Maybe you’re looking for ways to keep them entertained on long road trips, or you’re curious to hear what kind of decisions they would make in different scenarios.

If you’re looking for inspiration, these “would you rather?” questions can help.

While some are silly and funny, others are kind of gross. And the rest are sure to make your chatterbox stop and think a little.

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Funny ‘would you rather?’ questions for kids

1. Would you rather have one eye in the middle of your head or two noses?
2. Would you rather have an extra finger or an extra toe?
3. Would you rather only be able to crawl on all fours or only be able to walk backwards?
4. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
5. Would you rather be able to control the weather or to talk to animals?
6. Would you rather eat a raw potato or a whole lime?
7. Would you rather be a superhero or a cartoon character?
8. Would you rather have a purple nose or green ears?
9. Would you rather moo like a cow after every sentence or bark like a dog?
10. Would you rather always be dressed up or always wear your pajamas?
11. Would you rather make funny sounds all of the time or would you rather have a tree growing out of your head?
12. Would you rather have an opposite day or a backward day?
13. Would you rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on the clouds?
14. Would you rather giggle every time you spoke or would you rather everyone you spoke to giggle in answer to you?
15. Would you rather have to sleep hanging upside down or sleep in a bed of garbage?
16. Would you rather see the world in black and white or glow in the dark?
17. Would you rather be tickled by a vampire or licked by a werewolf?
18. Would you rather turn into a purple bear or a heart-shaped pillow every time you felt happy?
19. Would you rather have a giant tongue or giant feet?
20. Would you rather only be able to get around by bouncing like a kangaroo or leaping like a ballerina?
21. Would you rather have four arms or four legs?
22. Would you rather dance like a monkey or dance like a bear?
23. Would you rather have wheels for feet or crab claws for hands?
24. Would you rather have rainbows or flowers shoot out of your eyes?
25. Would you rather have the teeth of a shark or the neck of a giraffe?
26. Would you rather swim in pudding or ice cream?
27. Would you rather be able to change the color or the length of your hair whenever you want?
28. Would you rather be able to smell sounds or hear smells?
29. Would you rather have arms like noodles or legs like noodles?
30. Would you rather share your room with a dinosaur or a whale?

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Gross ‘would you rather?’ questions for kids

31. Would you rather have to eat a chili-flavored wasp or a sugar-coated cricket?
32. Would you rather never have to shower again or never have to clip your toenails?
33. Would you rather vomit marbles or sweat cheese?
34. Would you rather drink sour milk or eat rotten eggs?
35. Would you rather roll in mud or a pile of ladybugs?
36. Would you rather stick your hands in a bowl of eyeballs or a bowl of brains?
37. Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise or drink a cup of hot sauce?
38. Would you rather have very smelly feet or hair that smells like lasagna?
39. Would you rather lick a used toothbrush or chew old gum?
40. Would you rather have lice all over your hair or fleas all over your body?
41. Would you rather have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?
42. Would you rather have booger-flavored ice cream or ice cream-flavored boogers?
43. Would you rather have hair or feathers covering your whole body?
44. Would you rather have hair made of snakes or hair made of caterpillars?
45. Would you rather feel itchy every day or get tickled every day?
46. Would you rather have gum stuck in your hair or inside both of your shoes?
47. Would you rather burp up soap bubbles or worms?
48. Would you rather have 100 cockroaches in your room or eat one cockroach?
49. Would you rather have eyes or noses all around your head?
50. Would you rather lick a dirty trash can or moldy food?
51. Would you rather drink a smoothie made of crushed bugs or eat a snail whole?
52. Would you rather clean someone else’s ears or clip someone else’s disgusting toenails?
53. Would you rather have to smell your friend’s feet or have your friend smell your feet?
54. Would you rather poop candy or pee lemonade?
55. Would you rather have to smell your family’s underwear every morning or their socks every afternoon?
56. Would you rather burp or fart all of the time?
57. Would you rather hold slugs or spiders in your hands?
58. Would you rather have earwax in your nostrils or boogers in your ears?
59. Would you rather pet a slimy eel or pet a prickly porcupine?

Thought-provoking ‘would you rather?’ questions for kids

60. Would you rather be the funniest person alive or the smartest person alive?
61. Would you rather be able to speak every language on earth or communicate with animals?
62. Would you rather be ten years older or four years younger?
63. Would you rather know everything there is to know or not know anything for the rest of your life?
64. Would you rather live on the moon or live on Mars?
65. Would you rather only be able to visit national parks or only be able to visit amusement parks?
66. Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
67. Would you rather be able to speak every language or play every instrument?
68. Would you rather be able to meet your favorite book character or meet someone famous from history?
69. Would you rather live in the sky or under the sea?
70. Would you rather have fast food every day or have to cook your own food?
71. Would you rather be really fast or really strong?
72. Would you rather live where it is always dark outside or always light outside?
73. Would you rather read minds or be able to teleport?
74. Would you rather live in a zoo or with animals in the wild?
75. Would you rather be a scientist or an artist?
76. Would you rather travel to every continent or only get to travel to your favorite place once a year for the rest of your life?
77. Would you rather make your dreams come true or make other people’s dreams come true?
78. Would you rather be able to touch the top of the sky or the deepest part of the ocean?
79. Would you rather always lose or never play?
80. Would you rather be lost on a desert island or lost in the Amazon rainforest?
81. Would you rather create a famous piece of art or invent a famous invention?
82. Would you rather be able to give people money or heal people’s bodies?
83. Would you rather be a doctor or a veterinarian?
84. Would you rather have $100 now or $1,000 in a year?
85. Would you rather live on a farm or in a fancy building in a city?
86. Would you rather be a superhero or an astronaut?
87. Would you rather have a million dollars or have one true friend?
88. Would you rather not be allowed to watch TV for a year or not be allowed to eat any sweets for a year?
89. Would you rather be able to control fire or water?

‘This or that?’ questions for kids

90. Bedroom under the stairs or bedroom in the attic?
91. Walk on your hands or slither on your stomach?
92. Snort when you laugh or pee when you laugh?
93. Sleep with one eye open or sleep with both ears closed?
94. No belly button or four belly buttons?
95. Two extra toes or two extra fingers?
96. Be your grandma for the day or your dog for the day?
97. Be a statue or a painting?
98. Fly on a broom or fly on a vacuum?
99. Be a stick figure or be a bobblehead?
100. Walk backward forever or sideways forever?
101. Thingamajig or thingamabob?
102. Pizza or mac ’n cheese?
103. Pool or trampoline?
104. Pet dinosaur or pet unicorn?
105. Ice skating or tobogganing?
106. Paintball or laser tag?
107. French fries or chocolate cake?
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